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Disclaimer: Blane nor any of the outlets in which she’s syndicated assume responsibility for any psychoses, bar fights, estrangements, arrests, unwanted pregnancies, alcohol-fueled tirades, selective memory loss, evictions, torturous first dates, drug addictions, family rifts, theft, adultery, booty calls, incest, car accidents, unemployment, harassment, dismemberment, co-habitation, or any other physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, mental or sexual hardships, conditions or maladies, temporary or permanent, potential or perceived, wherein, herein, whereas, in accordance with, blah blah blah, that may or may not directly or indirectly result from ignoring, following, or contemplating ignoring or following her advice. That pretty much covers it, anyway.