Weiner Resigns: Name That Headline, Win a Book

For some almost-Friday fun, I’ll give a free copy of my book, On Being a Bachelor: Thoughts on Dating, Mating and Relating, to whoever can come up with the funniest headline about Anthony Weiner’s pulling out, um, I mean, resignation following his sexting scandal. Here’s hoping everyone can, er, rise to the challenge. Make your comments below.

This is one seriously skewered Weiner (photo courtesy of Flickr/Michael Brownlee).

The Daily Dirt(y): So, Are You Traveling for Business or … uh … Pleasure?

Oh my banana-hammock heavens. Can you imagine quietly sitting in your seat a few minutes before takeoff, with your belt securely fastened and carry-on baggage safely stowed, and up sashays a seatmate like this? I bet he asked for extra nuts.  US Scareways, indeed … (Story originally reported by the San Francisco Chronicle.)

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A Bachelor Bashes The Bachelorette (shocking)

Wine-inspired confession: Watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, ABC’s infuriatingly addictive “reality” dating shows, is some of my favorite quality time with the hubbers. Why? His side-splitting color commentary about the idiocy of it all. Here, a few gems from Monday night’s episode from The Bachelorette Season 7: …

A Complex Equation for Love

Q: I'm in new territory here and need some advice. I'm a professional female with a challenging career, friends and interests. I'm one of the most independent, non-clingy chicks out there. I'm dating a scientist who isn't just a workaholic -- he sincerely LOVES his job. I guess if I was that intelligent and creative I'd be that passionate about what I do, too. So I get that -- I really do. ...