Q: I am a very careful guy. I buy my condoms, I have two girlfriends who are both tested and me as well, but when it comes to meeting a new woman the first thing is that she must be tested. My girlfriends do whatever they will do and live in different cities, but I demand they are honest with me, and I think they are. I'm certainly honest with them. I have a new playmate, but I have no idea where she has been. I have health/life insurance and I can show medicals records of no chlamydia, Hep A, B, C, syphilis, herpes, HIV, gonorrhea, genital warts, let's see what else ... What is the etiquette for requesting a woman get tested off the bat? -- STD-Free
One crazy condom a day may help keep those STDs away. (Photo Credit: Flickr/Andrei Niemimäki)
Um. Wow. A long, hard winter indeed. But watch out, Pennsylvania. Looks like you might be in store for one more load of the white stuff before Old Man Winter rolls over and goes to sleep.
Well, alrighty then. Somebody should warn administrators here to expect a stampede from the nearby boys’ school as soon as the bell rings. Or, as my friend D. (who sent me this little gem) put it, “Where were they when I was in school?”
So there you have it — the perfect start for the latest little goodie on Ask a Bachelor. Moving forward, I plan on posting funny tidbits — the naughtier, the better — as often as I can in the Daily Dish, as I’m tentatively calling it. So send ‘em if you’ve got ‘em!